I was “asked” Monday on Facebook, apparently the only
place where real-world people like me hang out: What is one thing you would rid
the world of?
There were your expected comments. Racism, hatred, drugs,
Rednecks, in-equality all made the list. I had one answer that literally rolled
off my tongue: “Poop!” I confidently responded. I was not meaning to joke about the “often-stinky
combination of fiber, dead and live bacteria and other cells, mucus, water and
a gel-like substance,” according to everyday health.com, not to go into too
much detail.
Anyway, not only is poop the only logical answer, (I did
get 15+ likes), it is the ONLY ANSWER!
In the history of the world, (that we know of) poop has caused a lot of problems and continues to do so
as people die everyday from dysentery. Not
to mention the embarrassment that poop can force. (See nurses et al.)
At first I suppose, poop helped in fertilizing crops,
until some fecal matter was found unworthy of the land, sickening and leveling towns!
(Although llama poop is okay as it reportedly
saved the Incan empire.)
And it slides downhill from there – poop is responsible for
toppling civilizations, and causing more deaths than anything else. (I really
have no scientific back-up for that, but I do remember stories of Roman poop
fests, and English plagues.)
Remember a couple years ago, actor Matt Damon was on a
crusade and promised not to poop in a toilet until there are no water problems
worldwide? Damon said more than 2.5 BILLION people do not have access to
toilets, so their poop leads to pollution, disease and death. (See Water.org)
I
wonder how Damon is doing with that pledge, but the most civilized way is not
to talk about poop or its societal repercussions! Glad we are civilized – and the
“toilet-less” live overseas! Amazing how our bodies know to get rid of waste,
but as a community it is still a foul subject! Ha ha ha
Well, lo and behold, on Women’s Healthy Daily website, it
goes even further to delve into the problem of poop in the world: www.womenshealthmag.com/health/gut-mind-connection?cid=NL_WHDD_-_07062015_IsYourPoopEmotionallyDisturbed
Seriously, it’s all organic! lol If we took care of ourselves
first, then our fellow human beings, everything would all flow!
(For the ultimate in poop news Monday: Bill Cosby finally
admits to drugging women for sex! That took a hell of a long time for “investigative
mainstream journalists” to find out what the rest of us Feminists’ already knew:
We believed the women! Duh!?)
